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One of my customers at the department of motor vehicles wanted a personalized license plate with his wedding anniversary on it. As we completed the paperwork he explained, "This way I can't forget the date."

A few hours later, I recognized the same young man waiting in my line. When his turn came, he said somewhat sheepishly, "I need to change the numbers on that plate application."

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posted by "kellymario" |
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An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer...

"As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.'"

"If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the frames. The lenses will be $50.'"

"If his eyes still don't flutter, you add ...'Each.'"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Where there's a will...

I want to be in it!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Be TRUE to your teeth...

Or they will be FALSE to you!

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CATEGORY Dentist Jokes
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posted by "Wisdom" |