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What I Wanted
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Suzy: "Mom, did you want a boy or a girl?"

Mom: "I just wanted to watch a movie."

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The Cat Phenomenon
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When single ladies near the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats...

This phenomenon is known as many-paws.

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Like Fine Wine
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Men are like fine wine...

They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

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posted by "merk" |
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Things I'd Like to Hear Just Once
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From my auto mechanic:

"That part is much less expensive than I thought."
"I've never seen anyone maintain their car as well as you do."
"You could get that done more cheaply at the garage down the street."
"It was just a loose wire. No charge."

From my son's preschool teacher:

"Everyone misbehaved today except Michael."
"Michael traded his candy bar for carrot sticks."
"I wish we had 20 Michaels."

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posted by "merk" |