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My neighbor called and invited me over to see his new aardvark.

When I arrived he ask if I would like to play with him?

The aardvark was growling loudly and does not seem very friendly so I ask, "Does it bite?"

My neighbor replied, "That's what I want to find out..."

7 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Egbert" |
1 votes
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Sign at a Farmers Market:

"Eggs so fresh, the hens haven’t missed them yet!"

1 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "sarsfieldk" |
4 votes

Cop: You know how fast you were going?

Guy: Sorry officer, I was just trying to catch up with traffic.

Cop: What traffic? The road is empty.

Guy: Yea, that's how far behind I am.

4 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "mcdanijt" |
$8.00 won 3 votes
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A criminal has an idea for a business. To execute the crooked plan he hires a partner. He explains everything, “First, you secretly flatten people’s car tires. Then, offer our tire changing service through an advertisement. Got it?”

A few weeks later, after getting no customers, the cops show up at their tire changing garage, placing them under arrest due to suspicious advertising. On the way to jail, the criminal who thought up the plan asks the partner about the advertisement.

“Well, I had a great idea. I realized we could save ourselves a lot of time by stabbing our flyer directly into the tire.”

3 votes

CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "JCVD" |