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$10.00 won 3 votes
 

Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom.

Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look out finally grew impatient and went to look for his partner. Inside the store the two came face to face.

"Where have you been?" demanded the worried look out.

"The boss told me to take a bath, but I couldn't find the soap and a towel.

3 votes

CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$10.00 won 4 votes

Dad: "What are you drinking, son?"

Son: "Soy milk."

Dad: "Hola milk, ¡soy padre!"

4 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$15.00 won 6 votes
 

I went into my local bookstore and asked for a book on turtles.

"Hardback?" the assistant asked.

"Yes," I replied, “with little heads too.”

6 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |
$8.00 won 5 votes

If a gang of robbers dove into a swimming pool...

Would that cause a crime wave?

5 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "wadejagz" |