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SCUBA Is An Acronym
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SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

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CATEGORY Musician Jokes
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A Drink Around Here
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Where do bicycles go for a drink around here?

Handle bars.

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Grandfather’s Last Wish
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My grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.

That’s a lot of pressure.

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "aod318" |
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Dressed Up Fish
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My friend is making an absolute fortune by selling pictures of salmon dressed up in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Glen Rae" |