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What do you do when you see Dracula?

You hope he doesn’t see you!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "williamsc1974" |
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I was out with my young daughter and ran into a friend I'd not seen in years.

"This is Beth," I said, introducing my kid.

"And what's Beth short for?" he asked.

"Because she's only three," I answered.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Christopher Liam" |
3 votes

A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are gross!"

I said, "People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!"

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posted by "Christopher Liam" |
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

2 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "wadejagz" |