What do you do when you see Dracula?
You hope he doesn’t see you!
I was out with my young daughter and ran into a friend I'd not seen in years.
"This is Beth," I said, introducing my kid.
"And what's Beth short for?" he asked.
"Because she's only three," I answered.
A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are gross!"
I said, "People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!"
Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?
No one can eat just one potato ship.