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When a woman in my office became engaged, a colleague offered her some advice. "The first seven years are the hardest," she said.

"How long have you been married?" I asked.

"Seven years," she replied.

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
4 votes

Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody tells a lie. The son comes home in the afternoon.

Father asks him, “So, you were at school today, right?”
Son: “Yeah.”
Detector: “Beep.“

Son: “OK, OK, I was at the movies.”
Detector: “Beep.”
Son: “Alright, I went for a beer with my friends.”

Father: “What?! At your age, I wouldn’t touch alcohol!“
Detector: “Beep.”

Mother laughs: “Ha! He really is your son!”
Detector: “Beep.”

4 votes

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner.

5 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$15.00 won 5 votes

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.

I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"

Mom smiled and then replied, "Oh I remember!"

5 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Tristan Cook" |