Why were the horses so happy?
Because they lived in a stable environment.
This lady I know is pretty incredible at composing music on the fly...
But one day she fell off!
Went to see a psychic who was in a bad mood...
...then I saw a clairvoyant who was really grumpy.
I'm just trying to find a happy medium
Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of a paradigm shift?”
Little Johnny: “It’s when you change a pair of dimes into four nickels.”