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One morning at a small-town newspaper office, one of the editors was struggling to write a headline for the obituary of a woman who was noted for little besides a fondness for crossword puzzles.

"What am I supposed to write?" the editor whined. "She liked puzzles?"

Just then one of our copy editors piped up, "How about, 'Crossword fan is now six down.'?"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Did you hear about the big power outage last week that hit New York City’s Theater District ?

It was a real show stopper!

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posted by "JCVD" |
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A lady was taking her first golf lesson. She asked the instructor, "Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?"

"P-u-t-t is correct," he replied. "P-u-t means to place something where you want it. P-u-t-t means, merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."

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Air Force Approach: "Eagle 13, turn right to 330."

Eagle 13: "Roger 330."

App: "Eagle 13, I've been working since last night, will you do me a favor?"

Eagle 13: "Affirmative, go ahead."

App: "Down below on your right, you'll see a base house with a yellow roof near the lake. That is my house. I had a fight with my Wife. I think we made peace but I'm worried she might take it out on my Harley. Do you see a Harley Davidson near the house?"

Eagle 13: "Negative sir. Instead, I can see a Ryder's truck."

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posted by "Retired Terp" |