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Mikey: "I ate a submarine sandwich for lunch and I think I'm going to be sick."

Mother: "What makes you say that?"

Mikey: "It's starting to surface."

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?

What else, a chicken tender!

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posted by "Hannah Pom" |
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When I was a kid we had a game of trying to catch fireflies...

We called it HIDE-AND-GLOW-SEEK.

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posted by "maryjones" |
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My wife complained that the kitchen clock had nearly killed her mother, as it fell off the wall seconds after where she had been sitting underneath it.

That darn clock has always been slow.

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posted by "Egbert" |