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A little boy visits his farmer grandpa and watches him milk the cows.

The next day one of the cows runs away and grandpa is really upset about it.

“Don’t worry, Grandpa,” says the boy helpfully, “she can’t have gone very far with an empty tank.”

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posted by "HENNE" |
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry...

That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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"These are the proper names for the parts of the golf course," a father instructed his ten year old.
You start at the tee, walk down the fairway and put your ball in the hole on the green.

"But dad, what do you call that part where your ball gets lost in the tall grass?" his son asked.

"Oh that's what I call the un-fairway," he replied.

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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A six-year-old said grace at family dinner one evening. "Dear God, thank You for the pancakes."

When she concluded, her mother asked her why she thanked God for pancakes when they were having chicken-pot-pie.

She smiled and said, "I thought I would check to see if He was paying attention."

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |