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Having looked the other way for weeks, the boss finally called Smith into his office for a sit-down.

“You know, Smith,” he said, “I’ve noticed that every time you have to take your dear old aunt to her doctor’s appointments, there’s a home game over at the stadium.”

“Wow, sir. I guess you’re right,” Smith answered. “I didn’t realize it. You don’t think she’s faking it, do you?”

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Several definitions you will only find in my dictionary:

Acoustic - what you use when you shoot pool
Alimony - the fee a woman charges when she loses your name
Banjo - don't invite Joseph
Caddy - lad who stands behind a golfer and doesn't see the ball either
Carbuncle - auto collision

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Ed ORorke" |
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A girl in our office, from South American, is always in a hurry...

We call her URGENT-TINA.

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posted by "Egbert" |
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Why was the robot upset?

Everyone was pushing its buttons.

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
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posted by "Benjones" |