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Doug was describing a 30 pound bass he'd caught recently after fighting it for three hours.

Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture you took of that fish. You're lucky if it even weighed 10 pounds."

Doug replied, "Well . . . a fish can lose an awful lot of weight during three hours of fighting."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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It is said that "it is always in the last place you look".

Well of course!

Are there some people out there who keep looking after they find it?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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What happens when you boil a funny bone?

It becomes a laughing stock.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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My wife said that last night I was shouting 'Gollum', 'Gandalf' and 'Bilbo Baggins'...

I must've been Tolkien in my sleep.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Gegg Smith" |