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An infectious disease walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “We don’t serve infectious diseases here.”

The infectious disease says, “Well, you’re not a very good host.”

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posted by "Egbert" |
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The Cheap Art Thieves
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Did you hear about the cheap art thieves the police caught the other day?

They didn’t have the Monet to buy Degas to make their Van Gogh.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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An Angry Spouse
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What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and an angry spouse yelling on the back porch?

The dog quits barking once back inside.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Define Fascinate
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A teacher asks a little boy to define the word fascinate.

The little boy says, "I have a blue sweater with nine buttons, but I can only fasten eight."

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posted by "Mimi" |