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What did the volcano say to the earth?

What else, "I lava you!"

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The morning before Christmas Adam arose and said, "It's Christmas, Eve."

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He who laughs last... didn't get it!

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A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the car and look at the problem.

The software manager says, "I can't do anything about this - it's a hardware problem."

The hardware manager says, "Maybe if we turned the car off and on again, it would fix itself."

The marketing manager says, "Hey, 75% of it is working - let's ship it!"

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