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Sad news, my obese parrot died today.

Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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After writing a simple equation on the board the teacher asked if anyone could solve the problem.

Little Johnny walked up to the board, erased it and said, “Problem Solved.”

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posted by "Marty" |
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What branch of the military accepts newborns?

The infantry.

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
posted by "greens52" |
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I asked my wife what’s for dinner...

She calmly replied, “Reservations.”

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Glen Rae" |