Latest Jokes

I failed at investigative journalism, pursuing a lead about an ice cream shop that was serving undersized portions.

I couldn’t get the scoop.

Mother: Eat your bread.

Child: I don’t like bread. Why do I have to eat the bread?

Mother: So you become big and strong.

Child: Why do I have to become big and strong?

Mother: So you can provide the daily bread to your family.

Child: But I don’t like bread!

The Cajun menu offered a vast fish selection: Blackened redfish, orange roughy, pink salmon, browned yellowtail...

Yet with a carefree, colorblind cook, we all ended up with Rainbow trout.

Sometimes I feel like my life is a movie.

I can’t complain, it’s a wonderful life.

Besides I’m still here, it’s not like I’m gone with the wind.