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"I had the strangest dream last night," a man was telling his psychiatrist.

"I saw my mother, but when she turned around to look at me, I noticed that she had your face. You can imagine, I found this very disturbing, and in fact I woke up immediately, and couldn't get back to sleep. I just lay there in bed waiting for morning to come. Then I got up, drank a Coke, and came right over here for my appointment. I thought you could help me explain the meaning of this strange dream?"

The psychiatrist was silent for a full minute before responding, "A Coke? You call that a breakfast?"

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"Half an hour."

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"That I wouldn't know, he hasn't said."

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