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It is a scientific fact...

That your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
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People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Chavez P" |
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A man and his wife were returning from a party one evening. As the couple was driving home, she asked her husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy, and irresistible to women you are?"

Totally flattered, he replied, "No dear, they haven't."

At that point she yelled, "Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the party tonight?"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

On the eve of our 50th Anniversary I quietly confided to my husband that I was having an affair.

He turned to me and asked, “Are you having it catered?”

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |