What happens when you boil a funny bone?
It becomes a laughing stock.
My wife said that last night I was shouting 'Gollum', 'Gandalf' and 'Bilbo Baggins'...
I must've been Tolkien in my sleep.
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Do your own research.
SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.