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Duck #1: "Quack."

Duck #2: "Quack."

Duck #3: "Quack, Quack."

Duck #1 takes out a gun and shoots Duck #3.

Duck #2: "Why did you shoot him?"

Duck #1: "He knew too much."

3 votes

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$6.00 won 2 votes

I tried to sue a company that sold an expensive camera that wouldn’t focus.

There was no resolution.

2 votes

posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
1 votes

Man: I cannot sleep at night, I keep seeing donkeys playing football.

Doctor: I am giving you some medicine, start using it tonight.

Man: Can I start tomorrow?

Doctor: Why tomorrow?

Man: Tonight is the finals.

1 votes

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posted by "dk" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

"Bill's nowhere near the fool he was."

"Has he reformed?"

"No, he's dieting."

2 votes

posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |