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Little Emily ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break.

"What's wrong, dear?" asked her mother.

"My doll! Billy broke it!" she sobbed.

"How did he break it, Emily?"

"I hit him over the head with it."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Doctor: "Did you take the patient's temperature?"

Nurse: "No, why? Is it missing?"

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posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, ''I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.''

''In that case,'' said the patient, ''I'll come back when you're sober''

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posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy...

If it benefits you, it is tax reform.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |