Everyone told Sam not to sing...
But Samsung anyway.
A bald man got a great deal on a wig today - only $1!
It was a small price toupee.
A dentist was about to leave his office with his golf bag on his shoulder, when the phone rang.
“Doctor,” the caller said, “I have a terrible toothache. Can I stop by your office in a few minutes?”
“Sorry,” replied the dentist, “but I have a previous appointment to fill eighteen cavities this afternoon.”