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A telemarketer calls, "I would like to speak with Max, please."

The homeowner reluctantly replies, "I suppose that would be possible, but it seems rather strange."

The telemarketer responds, "Why would that be?"

The homeowner answers, "This is the first time we've ever had a call for the dog."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A housewife with three young children was getting dinner ready when the phone rang. The six-year-old picked it up and said, "Hi, Daddy!" and she began telling him about her day.

She then passed the phone to her brother and sister as was the custom whenever Daddy called from work.

When it was finally the wife's turn to talk she took the receiver and said, "Hi, honey."

"Thank goodness, lady," the voice on the other end replied. "I just called to tell you that the wallpaper you ordered is here!"

6 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$8.00 won 5 votes

Teacher: Are you good in history?

Little Johnny: Yes and no.

Teacher: What does that mean?

Little Johnny: Yes, I’m no good in history.

5 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
2 votes

First Mouse: I finally got that scientist trained.

Second Mouse: How so?

First Mouse: Every time I go through the maze and ring the bell, he gives me something to eat.

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |