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Favorite this joke David called his son-in-law Mike on their third marriage anniversary to congratulate them. As Mike picked up the phone, David said, "Congratulations Mike, on your marriage anniversary! What are you doing?"
With a heavy sigh, Mike replied, "Tolerating, Sir."
That some people cannot distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways that I can't put into words.
Don't argue with an idiot...
People watching may not be able to tell the difference.
* Your feet stick to grape jelly on the kitchen floor--and you don't care.
* You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to call you, and you run around the house madly, following the sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry basket.
* Popsicle's become a food staple.
* Your favorite television show is a cartoon.
* You're so desperate for adult conversation that you spill your guts to the telemarketer that calls and HE hangs up on you!
* You buy cereal with marshmallows in it.
* You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.
* You have time to shave only one leg at a time.
* You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
* Your kid throws up and you catch it.
* You get up at 5:30 AM and you have no time to eat, sleep, drink or go to the bathroom, and yet... you still managed to gain 10 pounds.
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