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A male crab met a female crab at a party and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away. So, they got married immediately.

The next day she noticed her new husband walking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset.

"What happened?" she asked. "You used to walk straight before we were married."

"Oh, honey," he replied, "I can't drink that much every day."

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "HENNE" |
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YEAR: 1981

1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. Pope died.

YEAR: 2005

1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. Pope died.

In the future, if Prince Charles decides to remarry, somebody please warn the Pope!

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posted by "Merkv814" |
$6.00 won 6 votes

Ask not what staying home on the couch can do for you...

But what staying home on the couch can do for your country!

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
$25.00 won 10 votes

My son asked me if a punch bowl is a place where you keep names of people you want to punch...

I usually keep them in my head but, keeping them in a fancy crystal bowl seems classy.

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |