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A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. 

She looks the man up and down and says, I've got news for you, "You're going straight to hell!"
 
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Oh man, I'm on the wrong bus!"

5 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$7.00 won 6 votes

I’ve started growing herbs in my garden.

To help identify them I’m growing them in alphabetical order.

My neighbour asked me, “How do you find the time?”

I said, “Easy, it’s right here next to the sage.”

6 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
3 votes

Yo momma's glasses are so thick...

When she looks at a map she sees people waving.

3 votes

CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
posted by "seats" |
$50.00 won 3 votes

The phone rang. It was a salesman from a mortgage refinance company. "Do you have a second mortgage on your home?"

"No," I replied.

"Would you like to consolidate all your debts?"

"I really don't have any," I said.

"How about freeing up cash for home improvements?" he tried.

"I don't need any. I just recently had some done and paid cash," I parried.

There was a brief silence, and then he asked, "Are you looking for a husband?"

3 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "HENNE" |