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My mate asked me to do a charity 5 mile run.

I said no.

He then told me it was for blind and disabled people.

I then thought, I could actually win this.

A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

All of my friends have such expensive bucket lists.

Mine is just a little pail in comparison.