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Favorite this joke What did the cashew say to the peanuts at church?
"Can I get an ALMOND?!"
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When you get older, lack of pep is often mistaken...
Mistaken for patience!
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I sat in my hair stylist's chair and said, “Make me look sexy!”
She then got drunk.
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A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn't care about looks, income or background.
All she wanted was a man of upright character.
Then a man came in and told them the only thing he was seeking in a woman was intelligence.
The service matched them together at once because they had one thing in common - they were both compulsive liars!
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