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Little Benny and his daddy were standing in front of the lion's cage at the zoo.

Benny's father was explaining how ferocious and strong lions are, and Benny was taking it all in with a serious expression.

Daddy," Benny said finally, "if the lion got out of his cage and ate you up..."

"Yes, son?" Benny's father said expectantly.

Benny continued, "What bus should I take home?

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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A man called up a bird store the other day and said, "Send me 30,000 cockroaches at once!"

"What in heaven's name do you want with 30,000 cockroaches?"

"Well," replied the householder, "I am moving today and my lease says I must leave the premises here in exactly the same condition in which I found them."

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"

"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," he explained. "It took us awhile to find a new pilot."

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Wife #1: Hey, Lynn, tell me this. How did you get your husband from staying out late?

Wife #2: Well, every time he would come home I would simply say, 'Mike, is that you?'

Wife #1: But I still don't understand. How did that kept him from staying out?

Wife #2: My husband's name is Andrew...

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "maryjones" |