Why is there no egg in eggplant?
Why is there no ham in a hamburger?
How come English Muffins do not come from England?
How come French Fries do not come from France?
Why doesn’t pineapple contain apples or pines?
How come a Guinea Pig is neither a pig nor is it from Guinea?
Michelle: I hear you broke off your engagement to Rob. Why?
Irina: It's just that my feelings toward him weren't the same any more.
Michelle: Are you returning the ring?
Irina: No way! My feelings toward the ring haven't changed one bit!