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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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Why is a diet called a "diet"?

Because all the other 4-letter words were taken.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered...

Nobody likes a quitter!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A frantic woman takes her kid to the doctor. "Doctor, doctor," she says. "My son swallowed a pen!"

The doctor says, “Calm down madam. I’ll take care of it. But let me get some information first." He takes a clipboard with a form and asks her, “Name?”

The woman replies, “Parker”

After a movement of thought the doctor says, “The name of the BOY, Madam, not the pen brand.”

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posted by "Raj Padmanathan " |