Latest Jokes

Did you hear about the soothsayer who accurately predicted an earthquake?

Everyone said it was his fault.

Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard?

Because his Visa didn’t work.

If you see someone buying candy, popcorn, and soda at the movies, they must be a drug dealer...

There's no other explanation for that type of income!

I never make the same mistake twice.

I do it like, five or six times, you know, to make sure.