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The wife was angry. The man then said," Ask me any question and I'll answer honestly."

The wife asked," What were you doing last night?"

The man answered, "Honestly?"

Legend says the man is now single.

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posted by "Jenmo1" |
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Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my Aunt?"

Bill said, "Sure."

So Joe takes out a picture.

Bill says, "What are you talking about? That's not your aunt! That's a picture of a fish!"

Joe says, "Well sure it is... It's my aunt Chovy!"

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posted by "Egbert" |
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In my crossword I have been looking for a nine letter word for two weeks...

I have it!

FORTNIGHT!

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posted by "Richard Williams" |
$25.00 won 9 votes

A new remote control for your television was being developed that enables the truly lazy to surf channels while moving even less muscles than before. The new device totally eliminates the need to stretch your arm that little bit more from your couch, to get the remote directly in front of the TV. Now the only muscle you need to move is your finger.

This is just one more step to inventing technologies that turn people into furniture, and their brains into Jell-O.
The company spokesman indicated it wanted to refine the product even more by making it thought-controlled, thereby completely removing the need for any sort of muscle movement at all, but this wouldn't work because it has been discovered that most TV addicts are completely incapable of any kind of thought at all.

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posted by "Egbert" |