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A frantic woman takes her kid to the doctor. "Doctor, doctor," she says. "My son swallowed a pen!"

The doctor says, “Calm down madam. I’ll take care of it. But let me get some information first." He takes a clipboard with a form and asks her, “Name?”

The woman replies, “Parker”

After a movement of thought the doctor says, “The name of the BOY, Madam, not the pen brand.”

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posted by "Raj Padmanathan " |
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The more I get to know people...

The more I realize why Noah let only animals on the boat.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Dear Paranoid People who check behind their shower curtains for murderers...

If you do find one, what's your plan?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Did you hear about the mystical and musical pest exterminator who, by playing his flute, could lure rats to the latrine and let them crawl down the pipe to a watery death?

He is called the Toilet Piper.

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posted by "Ferdinand Uzi Wang" |