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$15.00 won 7 votes

Attending the funeral of a close friend I thought I recognized a lady I had not seen in 25 years.

I went up to her and said, "You look like Helen Black..."

She replied and walked away, "You don't look so good in brown!"

7 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

Six-year old Sammy: "Mommy, I want to have a baby..."

Mommy: "I'm sorry Sammy, but little boys can't have babies."

Sammy: "Oh, okay... in that case, can I have a pony?"

4 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Janice Marler" |
$5.00 won 5 votes

I'm always in the right place!

Unfortunately it's always at the wrong time.

5 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$5.00 won 5 votes

The teacher told her class to copy the math problems she had written on the board and to draw a line between each problem. When she was grading the papers she noticed that little Susie had drawn flowers between the problems.

Teacher to Susie: "These are very pretty flowers, but why did you draw them on your math assignment?"

Susie: "I had to draw flowers because I don't know how to draw lions."

5 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Magenta Sunrise" |