My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a running start, but I made it!
An epidemiologist, a scientist and a doctor walk into a bar...
... just kidding, they know better.
My brother took going to jail badly.
He refused food, drinks, he spat on and swore at anybody who came near him, and started throwing things everywhere.
After that we never played Monopoly again.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.