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Favorite this joke I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered...
Nobody likes a quitter!
A frantic woman takes her kid to the doctor. "Doctor, doctor," she says. "My son swallowed a pen!"
The doctor says, “Calm down madam. I’ll take care of it. But let me get some information first." He takes a clipboard with a form and asks her, “Name?”
The woman replies, “Parker”
After a movement of thought the doctor says, “The name of the BOY, Madam, not the pen brand.”
The more I get to know people...
The more I realize why Noah let only animals on the boat.
Dear Paranoid People who check behind their shower curtains for murderers...
If you do find one, what's your plan?
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