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The dad took his young daughter to the movies. He occupied a seat near the middle of the theater, while the young lady went down to the front row to sit with her friends. The news reel was showing about the raging forest fires in California, which evidently frightened the little girl as she came back to take a seat next to dad.

"What's the matter?" he asked. "Did the fire frighten you?"

"Oh, no," she replied, "the smoke was getting in my eyes."

11 votes

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posted by "maryjones" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

When do you congratulate someone for their mistake?

On their Wedding Day!

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posted by "Victoria" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
3 votes
 

A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start. He called a taxi, and soon one arrived at his house. Climbing in, he told the driver to take him to the halls of justice.

"Where are they?" asked the driver.

"You mean to say that you don't know where the courthouse is?" asked the incredulous judge.

"The courthouse? Of course I know where that is," replied the driver. "But you said you wanted to go to the 'halls of justice.'"

3 votes

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posted by "Merkv814" |