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Favorite this joke A woman goes into an ice cream shop and asks for two quarts chocolate ice cream.
The counter man says, "I'm sorry, but we're out of chocolate."
So the woman says, "OK, give me a quart of vanilla and a quart of chocolate."
The counter man, a bit exasperated, said, "Ma'am, we're out of chocolate."
So the woman says, "OK, give me a quart of vanilla, a pint of strawberry, and a pint of chocolate."
The counter man, now furious, says, "Ma'am, how do you pronounce the V-A-N in 'vanilla'?"
The woman says, "Van."
The counter man says, "Good. And how do you pronounce the S-T-R-A-W in 'strawberry'?"
The woman says, "Straw."
And the man says, "Great. And how do you pronounce the F-R-E-A-K in 'chocolate'?"
The woman, puzzled, says, "There's no 'freak' in 'chocolate'."
And the man shouts, "That's what I'm saying -- there's no freakin' chocolate!"
Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
The Ding family had a son whom they named William. He grew up to become a famous architect. In fact, he traveled all over the world, designing massive structures.
He was even hired to design entire cities. In fact, skyscrapers were named after him.
That’s why wherever you go, you will usually find at least one Bill Ding.
The Devil tells a salesman, "Look, I can make you richer, more famous, and more successful than any salesman alive. In fact, I can make you the greatest salesman that ever lived."
"Well," says the salesman, "what do I have to do in return?"
The Devil smiles, "Well, of course you have to give me your soul," he says, "but you also have to give me the souls of your children, the souls of your children's children and, as a matter of fact, you have to give me the souls of all your descendants throughout eternity."
"Wait a minute," the salesman says cautiously, "what's the catch?"
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