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What did the third wise salesman say after his friends had already presented gold and frankincense?

"But wait... there's myrrh!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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When all this pandemic stuff is over, I still plan to wear a mask.

It hides the perpetual look of annoyance I have for most people.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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"I shall have to put you fellows in the same room," said the hotel keeper.

"That's all right," the guests replied.

"Well, I think," said the host, "you'll have a comfortable night. It's a featherbed."

At two o'clock in the morning one of the guests awoke his companion.

"Change places with me, Dick," he groaned. "It's my turn to lie on the feather."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eye.

In Heinzsight, I shouldn't have done that.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Peter P." |