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$15.00 won 9 votes

Sitting on the bank of a stream a young fisherman trolled his bait lazily in the water and chewed comfortably on a blade of grass.

"Catch anything yet?" asked the stranger.

"Nope," murmured the fishermen.

"That's strange. It appears to be such a fine stream for trout," said the stranger.

"It must be," replied the fishermen, "they refuse to leave it."

9 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$50.00 won 11 votes

My three year old was saying his nightly prayers in a very low voice.

"I can't hear you," I whispered.

He said firmly, "Wasn't talking to you."

11 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Egbert" |
1 votes

At the UPS cargo phone center where I worked, a woman called and said, "I need a baseball quote."

I immediately answered with Yogi Berra's famous, "It ain't over 'til it's over!"

There was a brief moment of silence before the woman asked, "What was that?"

"You asked me for a baseball quote," I responded, "and that was the first thing that came into my head."

"Oh," she replied. "My husband told me to call and get a baseball quote."

I asked if she wanted to ship something and she said she did. Then it dawned on me so I asked, "Do you mean you want a ballpark figure?"

1 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |
$6.00 won 1 votes

Why did the Frenchman put mushrooms into his bowl of Wheaties?

Because it’s the breakfast of champignons!

1 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Wano U" |