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Teacher: Well, Little Johnny, I see some improvement in your work. There are only three words that have been misspelled.

Little Johnny: Thank you.

Teacher: Now let’s look at the second sentence!

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I got called pretty today...

The full statement was “you’re pretty annoying”, but I only focus on positive things.

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry...

He had selfie steam issues.

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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There's only one reason I would take up walking again...

So that I could hear heavy breathing again.

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |