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Tying It All Together
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"I received a half dozen really cool ties for my birthday. I guess I'm going to tie one on."

His wife shook her head and said, "Just don't wake me up when you get home!"

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posted by "Bill Sauro" |
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T-Shirt Is Short For
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T-shirt is actually short for tyrannosaurus shirt.

It’s because of the small arms.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Why Did the Fish Blush?
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Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "greens52" |
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Baby Tomato Falls
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A tomato family is walking down the road.

Baby tomato falls behind.

Daddy tomato goes back and smacks him on the back of the head and says, “Ketchup!"

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posted by "Chloe2015" |