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Favorite this joke Girl: Were you named after your father?
Boy: No.
Girl: You were named BEFORE your father?
My mother-in-law is coming...
I had to clear out half my closet so she could have a place to hang upside down and sleep.
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out...
Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.
Active socially: Drinks heavily.
Alert to company developments: An office gossip.
Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the job.
Consults with co-workers often: Indecisive, confused, and clueless.
Consults with supervisor often: Pain in the neck.
Displays excellent intuitive judgement: Knows when to disappear.
Happy: Paid too much.
Hard worker: Usually does it the hard way.
Identifies major management problems: Complains a lot.
Indifferent to instruction: Knows more than superiors.
Waiter: I see your glass is empty, would you like another one?
My Dad: Why would I want two empty glasses?
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