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The DA stared at the jury, unable to believe the "not guilty" verdict he'd just heard. Bitterly, he asked, "What possible excuse could you have for acquitting this man?"

The foreman answered, "Insanity."

The attorney responded, still incredulous, "I could understand that. But, all twelve of you?"

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A friend asked what parenting toddlers is like.

So I hid her keys, headbutted her in the face, and then told her I love her more than the stars.

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What’s the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos while a foot has five toes.

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A guy walks into a Wedding Reception.

He goes up to the Bartender and asks, "Is this the punch-line?"

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