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Aviator: First one wing came off and then the other.

Listener: What did you do?

Aviator: I grabbed a drumstick and had a second helping.

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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What do you call a wizard who walks everywhere on bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Two Martians landed on a corner traffic light.

“I saw her first,” one said.

“So what?” the other Martian replied. “I’m the one she winked at.”

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CATEGORY Love Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Starving after hours of driving nonstop, my husband and I pulled over at a truck stop. While he gassed up the car, I went into the restaurant and placed our order to go.

After writing it all down, the girl behind the register asked, “Will that be all for you?”

“No,” I replied a bit defensively. “Some of it’s for my husband.”

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |