Latest Jokes

Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards.
If you disgrace yourself you can always write a book." -- Ronald Reagan

"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards.
If you disgrace yourself you can always write a book." -- Ronald Reagan

Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?

A: Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels.