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What does "The Devil is in the details" mean?

It means the government just passed the budget.

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posted by "Marty" |
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It was a very long and boring sermon.

As one parishioner left the church, he said: "Pastor, today your sermon reminded me of the peace and love of God."

The pastor was thrilled: "Really? Tell me why."

"Because it endured forever."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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My wife told me I was incapable of multitasking.

So I got drunk and embarrassed her at the same time.

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posted by "aod318" |
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Billy: I asked my dog three questions and he got two of them right.

Trevor: What three questions?

Billy: I asked what covers a tree and he said bark. I asked him what the texture of bark is and he said ruff. I then asked him if he knew what the winning lottery numbers are next Saturday night?

Trevor: He missed the lottery number question right?

Billy: I don't know, I'll tell you on Sunday.


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posted by "Marty" |