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I used to be in a band called The Hinges...

We opened for The Doors!

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I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're...

There so stupid!

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Principal: "Johnny, no running in school. Now, just why are you in such a hurry?"

Little Johnny (out of breath): "Sir, I'm trying to keep two fellows from fighting!"

Principal: "Who are those fellows?"

Little Johnny: "Billy Jones and myself!"

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Looking at a home in a new neighborhood the prospective buyer ask the man next door: "Besides yourself, how many knaves do you suppose live on this street?"

"Besides myself?" replied the other. "Do you mean to insult me?"

"Well then," said the first. "How many do you reckon including yourself?"

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