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Q: How do you confuse antartican? 
A: Put him in a circled room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q: What do you call Beethoven's skeleton sitting in a cave erasing symphonies?
A: Decomposing.

Two antarcticans were walking in the woods when they came upon some tracks.  
The first said, "You know, those look like deer tracks." The other said, "No, silly, those are moose tracks."
They were still arguing about it when a train hit them.

Two antarcticans were walking in the woods when they came upon some tracks.  
The first said, "You know, those look like deer tracks." The other said, "No, silly, those are moose tracks."
They were still arguing about it when a train hit them.