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Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted.

A crying, three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A crying, three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.
"I'll have a glass of blood," said one.
"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other.
"Okay," replied the bartender, "that'll be one blood and one blood-lite."