Latest Jokes

Blanche: Herb, if you don't stop snoring, I'm going to toss you out on your ear!

Herb: Does it upset you that much?

Blanche: Not just me, the entire congregation.

I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him...

I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

First Freshman in Math Exam: "How far are you from the correct answer?"

Second Freshman in Math Exam: "About two seats away."

Dorothy, the little daughter of a tire salesman, had seen triplets for the first time.

"Oh mother," she cried out upon returning home, "what do you think I saw today?"

"I can't imagine, dear, what?"

"A lady had twins, and a spare!"