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A guy walks into a Wedding Reception.

He goes up to the Bartender and asks, "Is this the punch-line?"

It was my wife's birthday and she rang me to see what time I would be home.

"Can't talk," I said, "I'm driving."

"Where are you?" she asked.

She wasn't happy when I said the 7th tee.

A co-worker asked me, “Could you be any more annoying?”

So the next day I wore tap shoes to work.

Girl: Were you named after your father?

Boy: No.

Girl: You were named BEFORE your father?