Patient: "Doctor, doctor, what can I put on my yellowish tooth?"
Dentist: "A brown tie will suit perfectly."
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left it.
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left it.
Why do only 10% of the Antartian population get into Heaven?
Because if it were any more, it would be hell!