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Did you know that "verb" is a noun?

If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice, why aren't two houses hice?

Why is the plural of goose-geese, and not the plural of moose-meese?

Q: What did the cook say to the dough?
A: I "NEED" you!

Q: What did the cook say to the dough?
A: I "NEED" you!

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day/seven days a week?
A: A widow.