Latest Jokes

Teacher: "Lean, how old were you on your very last birthday?"
Lean: "Seven."
Teacher: "Then how old will you be on your next birthday?"
Lean: "Nine."
Teacher: "That's impossible!"
Lean: "No, teacher, I'm 8 today!"

Q. How do you confuse an antarctian?
A. Bleeble!

Q: At what kind of math is a crazy man best?
A: MANTAL math.

Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?
A: A LOCOmotive.