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"I'm suffering dreadfully from insomnia. I've tried all sorts of remedies, but I can find nothing that will send me to sleep."

"Why don't your try talking to yourself?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
$12.00 won 4 votes

One of my college friends asked a group of us for advice on organizing his final report for the year.

"Why don't you use Roman numerals to head the different sections?" another friend suggested.

"I thought of that," he replied. "But my keyboard doesn't have Roman numerals on it."

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CATEGORY College Jokes
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posted by "HENNE" |
$10.00 won 9 votes

I decided to do research on my ancestry and went to a genealogy professional.

First question: "Have you any poor relations?"

"Not any that I know."

Second question: "Have you any rich relations?"

"Not any that know me."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "maryjones" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

Me (texting): Are we still on for today?

Reply Received: You don’t have to text me this every morning! As your boss, trust me when I say, WE ARE "ON" FOR WORK EVERYDAY, MON - FRI!

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
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posted by "Chloe2015" |