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Favorite this joke A knitting/crocheting group at a local senior center donated handmade hats and scarves to my office to give to folks in need over the holidays.
What made my day was their group name: The Senior Hookers!
Child: Mom, do angels fly?
Mom: Yes, they do.
Child: Then why doesn’t our maid fly?
Mom: But she is not an angel.
Child: Yes, she is. Dad calls her angel.
Mom: Does he? All right, you will see her fly tomorrow.
I went to a costume party dressed as a rapper but everyone thought I was sad because I was looking down all night.
They have no idea how heavy all those gold chains are.
The condemned man was waiting for his execution, when the priest arrived.
"My son, I came to bring the word of God to you."
"No thanks, Father. I'm going to talk to Him in a little while, personally. Any message?"
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