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I was walking down the road and saw my neighbor standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet.

I shouted up to him, “What’s wrong?"

He replied, "It won’t start!”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Did You Ever Wonder...

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Here's a little tip from me to you as an experienced traveler. Wake-up calls are the worst way to wake up. The phone rings, it's loud and you can't turn it down.

I leave the number of the room next to me. It just rings very quietly and you hear a guy yell, "Why are you calling me?"

Then I get up and take a shower. It's great.

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
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posted by "HENNE" |
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The scene: Alexander Graham Bell's laboratory.

An exciting new discovery is about to take place. Mr. Bell and his assistant, a man named Watson, have been hard at work on Bell's new invention to transmit sound over wires.

As Mr. Watson toiled away in the room with the receiver, he suddenly hears ... ring, ring , ring .... then....

"Good evening, sir. Are you paying too much for your long distance service?"

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "HENNE" |