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My job is in the aerospace industry, and it's always been a challenge to explain what kind of work I do.

At one gathering, I tried several unsuccessful attempted explanations before deciding to be as generic as possible. When the subject came up while I was talking with a group of guys, I replied simply, "Defense contractor."

The men nodded, and as the conversation went on, I silently declared victory to myself. Then, one of them turned to me and asked, "So, what do you put up mainly? Chain-link?"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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(Bickering)

Barnes: “Dang it Noble. You said that Bezos guy was a fool for selling clothes, appliances, and all that other stuff along with books!”

Noble: “It’s not too late. We can start small. We’ll call ourselves, 'Mississippi'!!!”

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posted by "JCVD" |
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There was a sign on the wall for the economic use of the company's copy machine, "Copy & Print in Black & White only, please!"

Someone crossed off the word "black" later on.

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posted by "A Little Angel" |
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A pirate walks into a pub on the mainland with an enormous rainbow feathered parrot on his shoulder. The barkeep stares at the rather intimidating bird until he finally gathers enough courage to ask the pirate about it.

He points at the pirate and says, “Where did you get that?”

“Pirate Bay,” the parrot answers, “the place is filled to the brim with ’em!”

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posted by "Benjones" |