How Buzz Aldrin introduces himself...
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon... Neil before me!"
Teacher: "If two gallons of gas cost $1.50, then what will be the cost of 10 gallons?"
Student: "Teacher, please clarify whether this is a math class or a history class?"
You know you've still got it when you're walking across the beach with your wife and there's a couple of young girls waving at you while she isn't looking.
There's no way that I was ever gonna swim out that far to save them though.
It's winter time, the gentle breezes blow,
Seventy miles an hour at twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love, when the snow's up to your butt,
You take a breath of winter and your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful so I guess I'll hang around...
I could never leave 'cause I'm frozen to the ground!