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What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 act like an idiot?

"Don’t mind him, he’s just a product of our times."

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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We got married for better or worse...

He couldn't do any better and I couldn't do any worse.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A friend of mine has three boys, the youngest of whom, Gregory, had just started school.

I told my nephew in Florida I couldn't believe he was going back to school. I asked what his mother would do all day now that he was in school.

"Cartwheels," he answered.

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posted by "Retired Terp" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

On a wintry day, my 90-year-old father was in the supermarket trying to pay for his groceries. Bundled up against the cold, his gloved hands were having trouble retrieving and counting the exact change.

The transaction evidently took too long for the man behind him in line, who muttered a curse.

Dad stopped counting, turned around, and warned, “Be quiet or I’ll write a check.”

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |