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Husband: “Call 911 quick, I think I’m having a heart attack!“

The wife picked up his cell phone to call. She said, “Give me your password!”

Husband: "Never mind, I’m feeling much better now."

7 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$25.00 won 9 votes

During a lesson about adjectives, my friend, an elementary school teacher, asked her class to describe their mothers. One boy described his mother’s hair as auburn.

Impressed by his sophisticated word choice, my friend asked, “How do you know her hair color is auburn?”

Her student replied, “Because that’s what it says on the box.”

9 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Frank Bieniek" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

In San Diego to work with military linguists, my colleague and I checked into a hotel and ordered a 5 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, the phone didn’t ring until 5:30.

“You were supposed to call us at 5 a.m.!” I admonished the desk clerk on the other end of the line. “What if I had to close a ­million-dollar contract this morning? Your oversight would have cost me the deal!”

“Sir,” he said calmly, “if you had to close that type of deal, I doubt you’d be staying in this type of hotel.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$8.00 won 6 votes

Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all over town. That meant, as a customer service rep for the electric company, I was dispatching repairmen right and left.

When one lineman called a customer to get her exact address, he was told, "I'm at Post Office Box 99."

The weary lineman replied, "Ma'am, I'll be coming to you in a truck, not an envelope."

6 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "HENNE" |