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$12.00 won 6 votes

A boy was sitting on a bus and eating one piece of chocolate after the other. A man sat down next to him and said, “Eating so much chocolate isn’t good for you boy.”

The boy answered, “My grandfather died when he was 112 years old.”

The man asked, “Do you think he lived so long because he was eating lots of chocolate?”

The boy answered, “He lived so long because he minded his own business.”

6 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "maryjones" |
7 votes
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Knock Knock...

Whose there?


Burglar who?

Come on now, you know a burglar wouldn't knock!

7 votes

posted by "barber7796" |
$15.00 won 8 votes

When your age and waist line intersect...

That's a sign you have reached the first stage of old age!

8 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$50.00 won 9 votes

I was mailing a letter at my local post office when I noticed my not so bright neighbor talking into an envelope.

I ask her what she was doing?

She replied, without missing a beat, "Sending voicemail... "

9 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |