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$25.00 won 7 votes

Do you know the new type of knock knock joke that starts with "no me neither?"

"No."

"Me neither."

7 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

I was just born. My father asks my mother, "Do you have a name in mind?"

My mom replies, "No, uhh..."

My dad interrupts, "Noah! Perfect name!"

That's how I got the name Noah.

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "dddddddddd" |
$15.00 won 4 votes

A taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice.

"Oh," confided the collector with a smile, "we don't send out first notices. We have found that the second notices are more effective."

4 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$6.00 won 5 votes

Two guys are standing on a rooftop. The first one looked down and asked, "Hey, if I jump down from here, how long do you think it would take me to reach the ground?"

Second one then also looked down and said, "Well, it's pretty high up here. I think it would take at least five days!"

"Really? Okay, here's another one," continues the first. "Do you think if I would die after I jump?"

"Of course you would, five days! How could you survive that long without water?!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Jenmo1" |