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What did the former boxer-turned-barista ask his patrons?

"Ya want one lump or two???"

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posted by "Wano U" |
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I've never been married...

... but I've had a few near Mrs.!!!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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My poor wife was sick in bed with the flu. Being a dutiful husband, I offered to fix her some of her favorite herbal tea. I couldn't find the tea though and went back upstairs to ask where it was.

She said, "I don't know how it could be any easier to see. It's in the pantry, third shelf down, in a cocoa tin marked 'matches'. Can't see how you missed it?"

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posted by "Merkv814" |
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"Why is Miss Jones wearing black?"

"She's in mourning for her husband."

"Why, she never had a husband?"

"That's why she mourns."

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |