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Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair...

I’ve heard nothing since.

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Nearly 100% of all deaths occur on Earth...

That makes it the deadliest planet in the Solar System.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I love bacon.

Sometimes I eat it twice a day.

It helps take my mind off the terrible chest pains I keep getting.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A tourist stopped at a country gas station. While his car was being serviced, he noticed an old-timer basking in the sun with a piece of rope in his hand. The tourist walked up to the old-timer and asked, “What do you have there?”

“That’s a weather gauge, sonny,” the old-timer replied.

“How can you possibly tell the weather with a piece of rope?”

“It’s simple,” said the old-timer. “When it swings back and forth, it’s windy, and when it gets wet, it’s raining.”

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |