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In laughter the 'L' comes first...

The rest of the letters come 'aughter' it.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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What did the Brit say when he paid 2,000 pounds for his fridge?

"Goodness gracious, that costs a ton!"

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posted by "Jenmo1" |
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German man are watching a street performer. While he’s juggling, the street performer notices that the four have a bad view, so he stands on a crate and asks them, “Can you all see me now?”

The four guys respond to him, “Yes...”

“Oui...”

“Si...”

“Ja!”

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posted by "ineffable" |
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Q: Why don’t prison wardens serve strawberries?

A: They keep making the prisoners break out.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |