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$12.00 won 6 votes

The salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in the department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress.

Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half and it snapped with a loud crack.

Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the 'unbreakable' comb for everyone to see and said, "And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside..."

6 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

I told my boss, “Sorry I’m late. I was having computer issues.”

"Hard drive?" he asked.

"No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop."

8 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 9 votes

I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic.

He said, "Sure, knock yourself out!"

9 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$5.00 won 5 votes
 

In other news, the seven dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of 6...

One of them isn’t Happy!

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |