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A man went to the doctor with a mystery ailment.

The doctor asked: "Do you drink to excess?"

The man replied: "I’ll drink to anything."

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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A man was staggering home drunk in the early hours of the morning when he was stopped by a police officer.

“What are you doing out at this time of night?” asked the officer.

“I’m going to a lecture,” said the drunk.

“And who’s going to be giving a lecture at this hour?”

“My wife.”

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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What kind of fuel does the king use in his castle?

He always uses one of the noble gases.

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Jim Shaw" |
4 votes

I used to run a dating agency for chickens...

But I was struggling to make hens meet!

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posted by "Kelstar" |