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$7.00 won 7 votes

Him: "Since Mr. Wilson has lost his money, half his friends don't know him anymore."

Her: "And the other half?"

Him: "They don't know yet that he's lost his money."

7 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Everleigh" |
$6.00 won 5 votes

A friend of mine told her husband they had a Catholic bird in their yard.

"A what? How do you know it's a Catholic bird?"

"Because it's a Cardinal."

5 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Janice Marler" |
$25.00 won 9 votes

The judge wanted to make sure the witness understood the solemnity of the occasion.

"Do you know what the word 'oath' means?" asks the judge.

"Sure do," says the witness. "Oath means if I swear to a lie, I gotta stick with it."

9 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$10.00 won 8 votes

A customer walked up to my bank window and asked me to cash a check.

“Of course,” I said. “But I’ll need to see ID.”

She dug though her purse and handed me a snapshot.

“That’s me in the middle,” she said.

8 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |