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Selfie In the Shower
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I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry...

He had selfie steam issues.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Huff and Puff
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There's only one reason I would take up walking again...

So that I could hear heavy breathing again.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Last To Die
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When you die, which part of your body is LAST to die?

Your eyes... they dilate!

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posted by "Zach" |
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Santa's Right
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Santa Claus has the right idea...

Visit people only once a year.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |