Latest Jokes

A family was celebrating their daughter's fifth birthday at a local restaurant when the little girl's father noticed her looking sadly at a moose head on the wall. Someone had placed a party hat on its head. Her father knelt beside her and explained why some people hunt animals.

"I know all that," the child sobbed. "But why did they have to shoot him at his birthday party?"

When I look at chocolate, I hear two voices in my head.

The first one says, "You need to eat the chocolate.”

The second one says, "You heard. Eat the chocolate."

We regret to inform you that the inventor of the throat lozenge has passed away.

There will be no coffin at his funeral!

The bank manager told me they were not going to pay any dividends on my savings account.

I said, “Okay, you’ve got my interest.”